sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
pitbull looks like the naked mole rat from kim possible
do you see it
d o y o u
i’ll never be able to unsee this you bitch
i’m not “cute” awkward.
i’m “what the hell is wrong with you” awkward.
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence